A Blonde goes to Heaven
> A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met
>her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering
>from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance
>Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
>
>'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'
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>'Just three questions' said St Peter.
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>'Which are?' asked the Blonde.
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>'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the
>letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'
>The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
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>'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call
>upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
>
>So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought
>(I expect you to do the same).
>
>The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if she had
>considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'
>
>'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter
>T?'
>
>The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
>
>St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer
>can be applied to the question.
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>'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?' St
>Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
>
>The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
>
>'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
>
>'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February,
>right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'
>
>St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your
>answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head.
>
>A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to
>stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be
>allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman
>in Waltzing Matilda?'
>
>The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest
>to answer.'
>
>'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
>
>'It's Andy.'
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>'Andy??'
>
>'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde.
>
>This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the
>answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the
>blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
>
>'Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his
>billy boiled.'
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>And the Blonde entered Heaven...
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>... you're singing it now, aren't you…??
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